I have reason to believe you’re just a theory
I have this theory about the real amount of people on the internet.
Every online service I sign up for, the same people are on there. Oh, hi LuxuryLuke, leandaryan, lloydi, philsherry... I must have the same 20-30 people on 20-30 social networking sites.
Now I have a theory about this. There is only actually about 300 people online on the internet. They are your circle of friends, incidental characters and innocent by-standers whom you flame.
Everyone else, every username you see, every blog you read, every email from someone you don't know, is what's known as a non-playable character (NPC) in video ...